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Invest in Your Sanity
Choose the plan that best fits your level of corporate despair. All plans include a complimentary "It is what it is" sticker*.
The "Just Started" (Free)
$0/life
For those who still believe they can change the world (or at least the coffee filter).
- Access to 5 modules you'll probably skim
- Basic progress tracking (mostly 'In Progress')
- Community forum access for venting
- Email support that replies 'Did you restart it?'
- 0.01% chance of a promotion
MOST POPULAR (BY ACCIDENT)
The "Middle Manager"
$29/month
For professionals who have accepted their fate and want better excuses.
- Access to all 20+ survival modules
- Advanced 'LinkedIn Ready' analytics
- Interactive 'Reply-All' simulators
- Downloadable 'Out of Office' templates
- Priority support (we'll reply in 24 hours)
- Digital certificate you can't print on office paper
The "Corporate Overlord"
$99/month
For organizations looking to automate the herding of their own cats.
- Everything in Middle Manager
- Team 'Despair' dashboard
- Custom 'Synergy' learning paths
- Dedicated Account Manager (human-ish)
- Bulk user management (more cats)
- Custom modules (we'll build your chaos)
*Stickers are digital and subject to your monitor's resolution. No actual sanity is guaranteed.